A Letter to Princess Robin from Mom

Dear Princess Robin-- I'm so sorry I have been neglecting you. You know how it goes, as the "oldest child" (first e-book), I've let you pretty much fend for yourself. Of course, as your "mother," I did give you a new "outfit" (Bookcover) that is far more flattering. And since I dropped your price to 99 cents (you're not cheap, you're a bargain), you seem to really be finding your way in the world. The readers get a real kick out of your adventures with Simon, except for that one ranting stickler for historical accuracy. But, on the whole, I've been very proud of you. You are bringing smiles to readers around the world--even the UK & Australia. So, bravo, my girl. Keep fighting injustice in Merry Olde England with all your heart. Love you muchly, MOM